80s Movies - Which Year Was the Best?
80s movies. From the big screen to the boom of home video rentals, it was a decade filled with some of the biggest and best movies. But which year was the best?
Following the fun of our Best of the Bond Girls episode, Jeff Johnson joins Jason Colvin of the Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast, Dayton Johnson of the Docking Bay 77 Podcast, and fantasy author David Wright to debate the years 1981, 1984, 1986, and 1989! Which year will prevail as the best for movies in the 80s? John Reid of the 30Something Movie Podcast is on hand to hear the arguements and deliver his ruling!
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Hey everybody, Hello, and welcome
to a podcast super show. We got
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five folks represented here between book author
and podcasters and just a bunch of crazy
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movie people who love movies, love
to talk about movies, and maybe a
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little little friendly debate on movies.
Today we are here to discuss and debate
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which year from the eighties is the
best for movies. I am going to
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be moderating this one. I am
John Reid. I am the host of
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the thirty something Movie Podcast. We
do movies that are hitting their thirtieth anniversary,
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so this year being twenty twenty three, we are in nineteen ninety three.
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We've been doing some fun stuff with
Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Fugitive,
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one of my personal favorites, Demolition
Man, tons of fun stuff.
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So we are over there at at
the thirty something Movie Podcast. I am
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going to kick it first over to
Dayton. Dayton, tell us a little
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bit about your podcast, and you
are representing the year nineteen eighty one,
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So tell us about yourself and tell
us what was fun about eighty one?
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Yes, Hi, thank you,
John. I am Daton Johnson. I
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am the host of the docu based
seventies finn podcast What we do is we
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talk obviously movies, music, We
cover some comic books, some books,
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and we recently did two episodes on
Ready Player Won the movie and the book.
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I'm lucky. I'm blessed to have
a lot of friends to like to
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nerd out about such things. And
everybody on this current episode had either been
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on or will soon beyond John on
the podcast, So thank you to everybody
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there. Eighty one is important because
that was right when I started going to
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the movies alone without the parents or
whatever, and I just have very fond
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memories of that. And also it
was the year my wife was born,
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so that is another reason why it's
my favorite year for movies. So there
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you go, and we've got Dave. He is representing nineteen eighty four.
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Dave, you've got a couple of
different projects that you have worked on and
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in the work, So why don't
you tell us a little bit about you
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in nineteen eighty four. Okay,
Well, I'm the only one here that
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doesn't actually have a podcast on his
own, but I do have a YouTube
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chan where I talk about American soccer. I do short form content design for
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the new fan or the curious fan. If you're not anti soccer. You
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don't hate it, but you just
don't have a way in I could I
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simplify that for everybody. So for
a new and curious fans, short form
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content is on YouTube. It is
called American Soccer Quick Kicks. I'm having
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a lot of fun with that and
is gaining subtraction. I am also the
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author of the epic sword and sorcery
fantasy series of novels called Galahads Doom.
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Very excited about that because I actually
the third volume of that just came out
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earlier this year, and I'm very
pleased with how it turned out. So
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Galahads Doom dot com and check out
my books excellent. Jeff, you got
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the fix for nineteen eighty six.
Why don't you tell us a little bit
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about your podcast and what you love
about nineteen eighty six? Thank you,
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John. I am Jeff Johnson,
co host of a film by podcast.
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That's where we like to wax intellectual
about our favorite directors, they're underrated hits
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and what we love most about them. In between that, we have founds
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the time to do a couple fun
limited series, the first of which was
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one called nineteen eighty six, which
was all about the celebrating the movies in
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ineteen eighty six to determine whether or
not eighty six was in fact the best
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year for cinema in the eighties,
and after several people had a strong opinion,
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we find ourselves here today. I
didn't say the thing about nineteen eighty
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four. Let me say this,
Yeah, I'm willing to entertain debate on
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if it was the best year for
movies, although it's definitely a contender,
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And honestly, I think we have
the four best years of the decade represented
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here. But when you take everything, all aspects of pop culture all together
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and consider what was the best pop
culture year, so movies, music,
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TV shows, folks, comics,
everything, I think nineteen eighty four is
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the clear runaway winner when you take
it all into consideration, even though the
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McRib came out in eighty one.
See like I said, I'm already detecting
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bias, but I'm gonna go And
then Jason, Jason is bring us up
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here at the end of the decade. Nineteen eighty nine was definitely fine.
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Jason, tell us a little bit
about your podcast. And at nineteen eighty
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nine, So my name's Jason Colvin. My best buddy, mister James D.
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Graves and I do a podcast called
Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast.
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We match up movies against each other
or music against each other. So we
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have done Raiders of the Lost Ark. We actually matched that up with Back
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to the Future from eighty five.
We've done The Terminator from eighty four.
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We matched it up with Alien.
Just recently we did Cinderella's a Long Cold
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Winner. We're doing that against Van
Halen's OU eight one two. So we
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take two different projects, we match
them up, we compare them, and
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then we kind of decide a winner. So talking with you guys, my
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good friends, I started to make
a case for nineteen eighty nine, and
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I heard objection your honor nineteen eighty
four and eighty six and eighty one,
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and so we're here today to talk
about those. I love nineteen eighty nine
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to me because it closes out the
decade. To me, it's the most
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eighties of the eighties years, and
so eighty nine is personal favorite years.
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So I'll be interested to see where
we go and what kind of fun we
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can have with this excellent well,
so our first segment that we've got here,
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Jason, I think you've got some
numbers for us. You're going to
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start off with a little a little
math. It was my understanding there will
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be no math on this podcast.
I love it. Box office. Yeah,
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that's right, just right out of
the gate. We want to go
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ahead and get these box office numbers
out there because facts are facts, right,
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So this is really not something we
can argue. But let's just throw
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this out there and we can talk
about what these numbers mean and the impact
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of these But here is a list
of the top fifteen at the worldwide box
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office by movie. Okay, so
number fifteen overall is Honey I Shrunk the
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Kids from nineteen eighty nine. Number
fourteen overall is Lethal Weapon two from nineteen
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eighty nine. Number thirteen is Ghostbusters
from nineteen eighty four. Number twelve is
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Beverly Hills Cop nineteen eighty four.
Number eleven is Dead Poets Society eight from
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nineteen eighty nine. Ten overall is
Crocodile Dundee two from nineteen eighty eight.
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Number nine is Returning the Jedi from
eighty three. Number eight is Coming to
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America at nineteen eighty eight. Number
seven is Look Who's Talking from eighty nine.
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Number six is Roger Rabbit in nineteen
eighty eight. Five overall is Back
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to the Future two from eighty nine, Rainman from eighty eight. Number three
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overall is Batman from eighty nine.
Number two overall is Indiana Jones and The
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Last Crusade from nineteen eighty nine.
And then number one, of course is
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Et from nineteen eighty two. So
curious list right there. If it please
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the moderator, I suggest that this
this last bit information would be stricken from
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the record. I kept hearing eighty
nine way too often objective. Well,
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let's move on to our next part. Our next part, we're going to
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spend a little bit more time in
here, and each person's going to get
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their opportunity to talk about kind of
the pop culture impact, pop culture impact
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if you got dating, in terms
of how this impacted the culture. I
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selected a few movies from my year
to point out that without these, the
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other years miss out on some of
their more iconic films. So first we're
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starting off with the film An American
Werewolf from London. We're one of the
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first early horror films I truly enjoyed
because it also had that nice tinge of
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comedy and it is definitely frightening,
for sure, but it also made you
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laugh at the same time, so
that's very cool. So I do have
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two major pop culture impacts with this
one feature film. First, it was
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the film that inspired a very young
Eggar Wright to become a filmmaker, giving
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us classics like Shaun of the Dead
and Scott Polgrim Versus the World and Baby
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Driver as well. So that's the
first one that was a movie he saw.
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I said, you know what,
this is cool. Movies can be
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two things, not just a horror
film, but i'd also be a comedy
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at the same time. Without that, maybe we don't get the egg right
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that we have today. Second,
without the success of this movie, we
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do not get the video from Michael
Jackson's thriller, same director, same visual
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effects, so no American Werewolf from
London. We did not get that music
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video or short film as it truly
should be called. I'll jump in there
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too and say it has the greatest
cut to credits of almost any movie I've
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ever seen. I absolutely love how
it cuts to the credits at the end
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of that movie. My next film
isn't exactly a great movie. In fact,
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it's kind of a throwaway, but
it is something that I believe Jeff
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has talked about and its protect to
the spawning, So Jason knows about this
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too, so I know later he
kind of denied it. But James Cameron
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was hired and was working on this
film and basically starving because he wasn't getting
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paid anything, and has a fever
dream about a cyborg that is chasing him
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and he cannot kill it, he
cannot get away from it, which of
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course inspired the screenplay for The Terminator. So without that fever dream that he
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has while making this terrible movie,
we don't get The Terminator, which means
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we don't get his version of Aliens, which means we don't get T two
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or the Abyss and things like that. Like I said, it's kind of
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a throwaway movie, but it has
a major impact on feature films that come
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afterwards, for sure. Another one
from eighty one is both the directorial debut
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of Lawrence Kasden and also the feature
film debut of Kathleen Turner, and that's
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Body Heat. Now, the movie
is quite good. Kathleen Turner is just
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super sexy, like she was all
through the eighties, and it pretty much
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launched her career. And without the
success of this movie. We don't get
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her in Romancing the Stone. Now, I did see the other people that
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were in mind for that, it's
not the same without Kathleen Turner. So
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without Kathleen Turner being in a renting
Stone, it's not successful. And then
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Zemeckis does not get to make back
to the Future. And also he enjoyed
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working with her enough that he didn't
cast her in a voice for of course,
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who frame Roger Rabbitt as Jessica Rabbit. Now with successive Body Heat we
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also solidify Kasden as a writer director, leading to later films like The Big
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Chill, Silverado, The Accidental Tourist, and Grand Canyon. And I don't
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know if you know Dayton, but
adjusted for inflation, Body Heat had I
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want to say something like four tons
of sweat in that movie. Yes that
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tracks I'm not good but very sweaty. Yes it is okay. This one's
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for Jeff. Escape from New York
the first feature film collaboration between John Carpenter
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and Kurt Russell. The success of
the movie, however, wasn't a huge
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box office success, but didn't have
quite a cult following. It helped Russell
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get away from his Disney movie roots
and led to of course many Carpenter Russell
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films like The Thing and of course
Big Trouble in Little China from nineteen eighty
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six, So no Escape from New
York. We probably don't get The Thing
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or The Big Trouble Little China,
at least not at this points. And
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Russell, for his age, he's
still having a very good career. He
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actually is a great Santa Claus.
I will say that, yeah, yes,
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and then one war I'm gonna throw
out here real quick, stripes.
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Without the success of Stripes, we
don't get Ghostbusters, sorry, Deef,
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Dave, if that doesn't happen.
Without the success of that movie, it
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was they were pretty much trying to
use the same cast again, same right
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or whatever, But no Stripes,
no Ghostbusters. And I also do the
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rest of mine from my wild cards, So there you go. Probably no
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Groundhog Day either, right, Probably
not right. I can just see the
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look in Dave's eyes because he's up
next to talk about nineteen eighty four,
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and it's it's the kind of look
that's like a Sam Jackson saying, oh,
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you were finished, We'll allow me
to retort, So Dave, you're
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out, Okay, I'll take it. In nineteen eighty four, it was
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a massive year for pop cultured impact. So, first of all, at
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the top of my list I have
this was the year that was the star
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making turn for Eddie Murphy. This
shot Eddie Murphy into the stratusphere, made
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him a superstar, made him the
highest paid actors in the decade, top
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box office draw. The Eddie Murphy
the superstar that we know is the legacy
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of nineteen eighty four. You're welcome. The other thing is that there's something
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that happened with the movie industry in
nineteen eighty four that changed the movie industry
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forever. It left a permanent change
on how movies are rated. This was
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the year the invention of the PG
thirteen rating. It was Gremlin's and Temple
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of Doom that both came out in
eighty four, and before the year was
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over we had three EPG thirteen movies. The first one to come out was
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Read Dawn, followed by Dreamscape.
I found out today thanks to the All
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Eighties Movie podcast on Twitter, that
Flamingo Kid was actually the first PG thirteen
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movie made, but it wasn't released
until after those of the two, So
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PG thirteen comes from nineteen eighty four, and there's no denying that that was
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a permanent impact. That's still it's
still with us today. Nineteen four also
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gave the world the phrase electric boogaloo. This is the perfect all purpose sequel
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subtitle. You can add it onto
the thing and it works. Electric boogaloo.
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What would our lives be like without
that magical phrase? And also nineteen
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eighty four gave the world Freddy Krueger, one of the biggest icons in cinema
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history. You're welcome. This was
also the year. And you can say
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this about music too. There's a
lot of career defining albums in nineteen eighty
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four, but this was a year
of career defining movies for a lot of
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people, just right off the top, Like I said, first of all,
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Beverly Hills Cop a career defining movie
for Eddie Murphy. Romancing the Stone
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was a career defining movie for Michael
Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Robert Zemeckis.
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Bob Gail and Robert Zemeckis on Romancing
the Stone. If that doesn't work,
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we don't get back to the future
or back to the Future Part two
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from nineteen eighty nine, So this
is also the career defining year for Prince
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with Purple Rain, and he had
the triple crown with the album, the
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singles and the movie. This was
a year the Prince owned, and of
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course the Terminator. Also we had
Arnold Schwarzenegger with the career defining role in
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nineteen eighty four with The Terminator.
So those are huge mass of permanent impacts
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that nobody can deny. Then we
have also the thing I like about nineteen
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eighty four is the variety of fair
like there was just a lot of variety
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what I look at. I haven't
compared this to the top tens of the
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other years here represented, but I'll
look at the top ten that I just
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listed real quick, top of the
show from nineteen eighty four, and out
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of the ten, eight of them
are not sequels. Like there's only two
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sequels in the top ten, and
there are overall very few sequels comparably speaking
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for the year, there's a lot
of original ideas being introduced, and to
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that end, we had a lot
of franchises introduced a lot of what proved
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to be first movies in a series
or some enduring franchises things that I would
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consider a little bit lesser, like
Children of the Corn, Revenge of the
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Nerds. They all started in eighty
four. Police Academy had a movie every
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year for about six or seven years. Ghostbusters has developed into this huge fandom,
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this huge fan culture surrounding it,
and it's a franchise that continues today.
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Karate Kid still going strong with Koba
Kai and everything, and of course
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Nightmaron El Street. All of these
things came out of the original ideas from
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nineteen eighty four. And speaking again
to the variety of the fair, it
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was a big year for comedies when
you consider that ghosts Busters set the box
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office record all time for a comedy
and it was only broken by Beverly Hills
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Cop which also came out before nineteen
eighty four was over, and it became
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the highest grossing comedy and it held
that title for years. It was a
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huge year for horror, which I'm
gonna touch on a little bit later in
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the show. It was also a
massive year for sci fi and sci fi
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and fantasy. For genre geeks like
me, you can't beat nineteen eighty four
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for this year quantity of sci fi, fantasy, and horror movies that came
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out, and I'll be talking about
them later. So anyway, that's the
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pop culture impact of nineteen eighty four. Good luck everybody else. I do
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want to after you mention it,
I do want to just hold up and
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give proof that I do own Breaking
two, Electric Boogaloo, both of those
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breaking movies both released in nineteen eighty
four. Excuse me, there were three
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break dance movies and I will be
talking about that. Excuse me, your
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honor, Jeff, you've got eighty
six. Tell us a little bit about
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the impact of eighty six. Well, def Dave, respectfully, I don't
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need luck when I've got talent.
Let me tell you about nineteen eighty six.
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And John, I know you're keeping
score, so I'm not going to
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wow you with a bunch of cinema
facts about this year. The impact on
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popular culture. I'm going to talk
about that happened in nineteen eighty six,
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and I'm gonna do it one with
just one movie. A lot of great
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films in eighty six. I'm just
gonna use top gun to talk about how
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popular culture was impacted massively across the
board in nineteen eighty six. Real easy,
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Everyone had a best friend, in
eighty six and you regurgitated talk to
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me, goose, and you can
beat my wing man any time. But
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let's talk about fashion for a second. RayBan aviators get at forty percent boost
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in sales because of Top Gun.
Eighty six is considered the peak of leather
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jacket fashion, with an average of
three out of every five people wearing them.
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And I'm not talking just about the
guys. I'm talking about the girls
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too, because Kelly McGillis has a
very fashionable leather jacket throughout most of the
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film. The white T shirt is
back in style, having not been cool
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since the days of Steve McQueen.
And now let's talk about music, because
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thank you to the Top Gun soundtrack. It is on every single radio station
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with hits like danger Zone and Take
My Breath Away, and they're still popular
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today. But let's talk about the
renewed popularity for bands like The Righteous Brothers,
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Jerry Lee Lewis and Otis Redding becoming
popular again amongst the young people of
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nineteen eighty six. Navy recruitment sees
a five hundred percent boost in applicants.
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Go America. Top Gun another win
there, and although pro beach Volleyball is
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organized in the nineteen seventies, it
doesn't get officially recognized by the International Volleyball
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Federation until a very popular scene in
Top Gun featuring sand volleyball. There you
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have it. Without Top Gun,
nineteen eighty six does not get the cultural
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tsunami amongst fashion, music, our
armed services, pro sports. It doesn't
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happen without Top Gun, and that
is that's why eighty six was such a
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big impact here for pop culture and
adjusted for inflation, that volleyball scene,
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I think three and a half tons
of sweat, well, don't forget the
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baby oil that Scott lathered him up
with. Yes, I know that my
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co host Pat who from our podcast
that loves Top Gun is gonna kill me
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if I don't just stop for a
moment and say and motorcycle. Oh yeah,
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that's all Kawasaki was, adn't I
didn't look into that because I thought,
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you know what, I don't want
to be talking too long. But
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yeah, I did have a little
bit bit that Kawasaki gets a a significant
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boost in sales as well. Jason, you've got nineteen eighty nine and finish
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out the decade for US, I
got three points. I want to bring
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up number one. Nineteen eighty nine
is the year of the bat bat Mania
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swept America like nothing else. And
I know all four of you guys were
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swept up as well, right.
That was the incredible thing that happened that
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summer. Yes, Superman nineteen seventy
eight did it first, but Batman nineteen
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eighty nine did it bigger and better
than ever. You had music, you
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had t shirts, you had toys. You still can buy the T shirt
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with a bat symbol on the front. That summer it was all about Batman
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and Joker. It was incredible.
Prince had a number one album. Because
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of this, Tim Burton became a
superstar director, and it set the pace
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for every single DC or Marvel movie
that you see today. We can't get
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away from these comic book movies.
And it's because of the success of Batman
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nineteen eighty nine. It is a
pop culture nuclear bomb. Now then,
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also that summer, you had eighteen
sequels. Okay, now, good,
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bad, ugly, it doesn't matter. This is when the movie studios said,
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let's take what works, give the
people what they want. The continuation
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of characters that we love. Still
see it today. If they have success
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with a movie, you're gonna get
a sequel. So let me just run
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through this list of eighteen sequels.
Like I said, some are good,
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some are not good. But here
you go, all eighteen of these released
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in nineteen eighty nine. You're ready
for this, Here we go. I'm
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gonna start what I think is the
worst and I'm gonna climb to the best
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here, okay. Toxic Avenger Part
two, American Ninja Part three, Eddie
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and the Cruiser's Part two, Police
Academy Part six, Friday the Thirteenth Part
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eight, Halloween Part five, Karate
Kid Part three, Friday Night two,
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The Fly two Night Marenam Street five, Fletch Lives, Star Trek five,
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Ghostbusters two, License to Kill,
Back to the Future Part two, Christmas
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Vacation, Indiana, Jones and the
Last Crusade, and Leathal Weapon Part two.
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It was the year of the sequel, and I loved it. Number
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three nineteen eighty nine gave us a
movie that I'm gonna bet is not any
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of you guys top five for that
year. However, it's pop culture impact
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is huge, and that is the
release of the movie The Little Mermaid that
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re established Disney as a powerhouse entertainment
company. And gave us like that second
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Golden Age of Disney animated movies.
My daughter loves it. That movie came
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out thirty five years ago and still
today people absolutely love it, and gave
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us Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin
and the resurgence of Disney Like it or
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not. The Little Mermaid was another
pop culture nuclear bomb for nineteen eighty nine.
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I rest my case, I just
was. I was ready to have
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you say electric boogaloo after every one
of those Part two. All right,
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our next segment is the wild Card
wild Card Dayton, What have you got
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for eighty one? Nine eighty one? You get not one, not two,
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but three Three quality sword and Sorcery
movies are released that year, and
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actually mostly all pretty close together.
You have Clashed the Titans, featuring the
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final work of stop motion artist Ray
Harryhausen. Ex Caliber gave us the big
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screen debuts of Gabriel Burn and Syrian
Hines, and the movie is just breaking
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cool. Dragon Slayer gave us the
greatest cinematic Dragon of all time. Not
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only do I think so, but
Guierra Modotarro thinks so, and George rr.
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Martin thinks so. And also the
filmmakers that did Rain of Fire thought
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so because they made their dragons off
of that dragon as well. You guys
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might not be a fan, but
I am. The thrash model band Slayer
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took their name from the movie Dragon
Slayer. Initially they did call themselves Dragon
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Slayer. Once they're the music change, they dropped the dragon and just kept
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Slayer. Now, these movies kick
off what became a pretty muture, a
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staple of the eighties, a sword
and sorcery genre. We do get many
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more, but I don't think we
actually get three quality ones in the same
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year, although def Dave might try
to argue that point otherwise, But for
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me, those three are all solid
sword and sorcery films, and we got
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a lot of really bad ones after
the fact. Now another important big screen
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debut that impacts movies for years to
come. October fifteenth, nineteen eighty one,
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at the Redford Theater in Detroit,
The Evil Dead is screened for the
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first time. This is big because
we get both Sam Raymie and Bruce Campbell
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on the screen for the first time. This leads to, of course,
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two sequels, Evil Did two and
The Army of Darkness, my favorite of
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the trilogy. By the way without
this movie, we probably don't get Dark
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Man, A Simple Plan for the
Love of the Game, and any of
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the Spider Man movies starring Toby McGuire. A couple other notable big screen debuts
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that affect the eighties. Tom Cruise
appears in Endless Love. He also appears
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and has a bigger part in Taps, where he shares screen time with Sean
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Penn, making his big screen debut. And let's not overlook Denzel Washington in
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a not so great movie but carbon
Copy. He of course would appear in
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a soldial story in nineteen eighty four
and his Oscar winning performance in Glory for
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nineteen eighty nine. Those are my
few wild cards. So there you go.
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Awesome, Dave, you got eighty
four? What have you got?
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So? First of all, we
started touching on this a little bit,
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but for nineteen eighty four wild card. And maybe this isn't a big deal
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to the rest of the people here
on this show, but I know I
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have an audience out there. This
was the Apex year for breakdancing movies.
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Okay, we had Breaking and then
we had Beat Street, which was actually
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fantastic, and then before the year
was over, Breaking two Electric Bugaloos so
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Breaking in its sequel. Both came
out within the same year. But it's
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also not just for breakdance movies,
but it's an apex year for movies regarding
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music in general. Okay, we
had two of the biggest soundtrack driven monster
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hits of the eighties that maybe I
should have put under pop culture impact with
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both Footloose and Purple Rain monster movies
monster albums. In addition to that,
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the other music related movies that came
out in this year foot Loose, Purple
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Rain, you had Body Rock,
you had given my regards to Broadway.
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You had Cotton Club, this is
Lionel Tap and a little movie you may
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have heard of called Amadeus, which
swept all the Oscars the next year.
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So is a fantastic year for movies
about music. And I have something here
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that I think even Jason Colvin is
going to have to concede to me,
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and that is nineteen eighty four is
the year for the best sports movie of
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the decade, Robert Redford in The
Natural. Don't even try to change your
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tune now, Jason. You know
The Natural is the best sports movie of
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the decade. So I mentioned earlier, it's a big year for horror,
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big year for sci fi and fantasy. This is the main reason that clinches
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it for me in my mind.
This is what closes the deal for nineteen
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eighty four. This is why I
stand on this hill, and it's the
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sheer quantity of movies that come out
in these genres. So you have the
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big hitters that we've already named,
right The Terminator, Star Trek three,
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the Search for Spot Indiana, Jones
in the Temple of Doom, the Very
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First Nightmare on Elms. Those are
all huge. Then you also have movies
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like This Is Final Tap, The
Last Starfighter, The Adventures of Buckaro Bonsaye,
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The Never Ending Story Starman Gray Stoked, The Legend of Tarzan, Runaway
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with Jeans Simmons and Tom Selling.
We have Dream Escaped, we have Twenty
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Ten, we have Dune, we
have Repoman V, The Final Battle Firestarter.
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And I'm I got two guilty pleasures
here. I think you'll forgive me
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Sheena and Conan the Destroyer. And
when it comes to horror, I'm not
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a big horror guy, but I'm
looking at this list and I'm thinking this
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is pretty strong. I don't know
if there's a year in the eighties stronger
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in horror than this year when you
consider that we have not only Friday the
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thirteenth, the final Chapter, we
have the very first Children of the Corn,
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We have Chud, we have a
Nightmare on Elm Street, and we
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have Silent Night, Deadly Night.
I don't know. I don't know how
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you beat that either. So when
as a long list, I had to
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get Mollie and I can't believe I
haven't gotten any bonus points yet. But
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the sheer quantity of this, not
even counting things like that I like like
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Ice Pirates and Brother from Another Planet. I mean, there's the list.
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Go it's too long for nineteen eighty
four. It just doesn't stop. You
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didn't even list the greatest Ski movie
of all time, hot Dog, the
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movie tweet and her absolute tweetiness.
It's a close second two of The Natural
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I am kidding. I'm giving that. I think they should both lose.
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For those comments about Jeff eighty six, Deeff Dave, I would ask you
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to take a look at the abundance
of awesome horror films that came out in
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nineteen eighty six. We went at
the sidebar on that. However, John
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my Wild card is short, sweet, and a little sinister. Because here's
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where I go with a little bit
of a spear campaign against my fellow opponents.
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Here, here's what it comes down
to, talks and oscar walks.
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Let's talk box office and the best
picture winners. We're all physical media guys,
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you know, we know the importance
of owning a movie so you can
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watch it time and time again.
Right, I think you're gonna see that
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some of the movies that I'm about
to share with you not only are not
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on your shelves, they're probably not
things that you want to see ever or
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ever again. Nineteen eighty one,
Chariots of Fire Win's best picture does fifty
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nine million dollars at the box office. Yeah, a bit of a yawn
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there on that movie. Nineteen eighty
four, As as Dave did mention earlier,
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Amadeus does rock the oscars does not
rock the box office though, because
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he does a poultry fifty one million
dollars. The man died poor and his
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box office was also poor. Now
I'm gonna skip eighty six and jumped to
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eighty nine here for a second,
because at one hundred and six million,
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we have made a significant jump people
are going to the movies and seeing this
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one, But how many people want
to see Driving Miss Day over and over
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again? And put your hand down
dating I love that movie. There's always
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one. There's always one. Yeah, you know who else loves it?
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Ma'm all because you can find the
vhs in the cabinet, nath. I
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know it's not Cobra, but come
on, now, you had your time,
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sir, You had your time,
yes, and I and I was
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not and I talked about my year. I didn't trash other people's years.
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Why card Baby's card baby? Right? Last? Lastly, nineteen eighty six
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Best Picture winner Platoon does one hundred
thirty eight million dollars, clear cut winner.
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I don't care if you love war
movies, if you love Charlie Sheen
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movies, if you just love good
movies, you love Platoon, and more
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than likely it's gonna be on your
shelf a lot more often than Chariot's a
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Fire, Amadis or Driving Miss Daisy. That is my wild card that I'm
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playing, John, You probably won't
want to hear which of those four movies
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is on my shelf. Amadeus is
the only one that's on my shelf.
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There's actually I'll be one of those
that's not and that's Chariots of Fire.
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The other ones are all on my
shelf there you go see. Yeah.
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And for the record, for the
record, I'm adeis is a brilliant film.
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Absolutely love it and you can see
it back there on my shelf right
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there as well. The best parts
of Chariots of Fire is how how much
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of a high stakes movie it was, because they go and they compete and
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if they lose, then they got
to go back to their high paying jobs.
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So that's what really did it for
me with Chariots of Fire, I
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will say, And to be fair, I think the best the best moment
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of Chariots of Fire is the soundtrack
that you hear in National Lampoon's Vacation,
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and that's the hill I'll die on. That was the I remember my mom
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the only time I ever my mom
just being absolutely I rate when she had
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to wait on the phone for something. Was she was calling some kind of
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customer service line. And this was
back in the eighties and Chariots of Fire
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was the hold music on the phone, and I just I remember the only
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comments she was I could just see
her fuming while she's on the phone,
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and she just looks over at me
as if I'm gonna know chariots a fire
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at that point in my life,
and she goes, I hate chariot's fire.
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Now, okay, Mom, I
don't. I don't know what that
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is. But okay, Jason,
you've got eighty nine. Okay for my
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wild card. I've got two things
I want to play. I've got two
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jokers, if you will. First
thing I'm gonna play is that the summer
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of nineteen eighty nine was the greatest
summer for movies in the eighties. Davis
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crossing his arms already, Dave,
I've already looked at nineteen eighty four August
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of eighty four. Week okay,
so here you go. Think back to
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me like, I've seen three movies
in the movie theater this year, this
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summer. Three Okay. Now,
when we go back and we look at
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the list, let's just just in
your head say, okay, that's a
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watchable movie. That's a watchable movie. Summer better than others. But starting
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May nineteenth of nineteen eighty nine,
we go all the way to August twenty
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fifth before there is not a new
movie that's watchable. Okay. So listen
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to this. May nineteenth, Roadhouse
comes out. The next week Indiana Jones
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and The Last Crusade the next week, Dead Poet Society the next week Star
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Trek five, the next week Ghostbusters
two, the next week Honey, I
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Shrunk, The Kids and Batman the
next week Do the Right Thing, Karate
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00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:25.440
Kid, Great Balls of Fire the
next week Weekend at Bernie's and Lethal Weapon
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two. The next week, Licensed
to Kill and When Harry Met Sally the
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next week UHF the next week Friday
the Thirteenth, Part eight, and Turner
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and Hooch the next week, Parenthood
the next week The Abyss and The Nightmare
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in m Street Part five, the
next week Uncle Buck. Finally, after
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Uncle Buck, we get August twenty
five, where there's just crap, But
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that entire summer, week after week
after week, you have watchable, enjoyable
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movies at the box office. I
will concede that that is a murderers row
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of summer box office. I'm going
to post to the jury that nineteen eighty
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nine is the sexiest movie year.
Okay, now stay with me on this.
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Are you going to talk about driving
this daisy? Here's my question to
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you, guys, can the judge
of jacked. If you start with that,
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No, I'm not starting with that. Okay, good, good,
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This is this is what I'm saying
here. Okay, stay with me.
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We all enjoy when our lady whereas
lingerie, when she dresses up nice,
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she looks pretty, she's got a
sexy underwear on. It's all a part
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of the experience, and the anticipation, I would say, is at least
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as much fun as the actual experience. So think back to a time with
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me in early nineteen eighty nine.
This is what we knew was going to
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happen that year. We knew we
had eighteen sequels coming. We knew we
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had a Stephen King movie. We
knew we had a Star Trek movie.
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We knew we had Indiana Jones coming
back. We had Ghostbusters, we had
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Batman. We had the return of
Marty McFly and Freddy Krueger and James Bond
486
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:14.079
and Jason Vorhees. We knew we
had a great Christmas movie coming with Clark
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00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:17.159
and the Griswolds. We knew all
these movies were coming. We had two
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00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:22.559
of the greatest baseball movies coming at
us, and just the anticipation of what
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was coming down the pipe that year
in nineteen eighty nine was so much fun.
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Back then, the anticipation of Batman, Indy and Bond all in the
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same summer just made it that much
sweeter. And that's where I'm going to
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stop. So I do have to
ask, was No Holds Barred the week
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she had a headache? You don't
like No Holds Barred? No, I
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00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:51.880
was going to mention that in a
few minutes. So I had that one
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00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:57.880
that was in my pocket. That
was mine too. Who doesn't love seeing
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Hulk Hogan say, dookie, We're
gonna get to our cinematic sins here in
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Justice, and we're all going to
be on the table here. So that's
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the wild card. Now, as
Jason said, we are going to get
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to the cinematic sins. Cinematic sins
basically, what these are is these are
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the movies that are so bad that
they are going to be weighing your year
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down. So each of the guys
is going to present bad movies from the
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year and these are the ones that
are basically this is the cement shoes that
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00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:37.599
have been given to you to sink
you to the bottom of the lake.
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These are your cinematic sins. From
each year, So nineteen eighty one,
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00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.039
so it's easy to go straight to
the list of Razzie winners, right,
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because, well, every year is
gonna have a worst movie. But here's
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the thing about the Razzies of nineteen
eighty nineteen one was the year that was
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00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:57.480
so bad they had to invent the
Razzies. Okay, this is where it
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00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:05.480
starts. Okay, Mommy Dearest sweeps
all the categories, takes home five Razzies,
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and at the end of the decade, when they're giving out decade full
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awards, like the worst movie of
the entire decade, the raspberry goes to
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Mommy Dearest, So nineteen eighty one
just owns that title. Yeah you know
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that quote? Why her hangers?
And I just contend that the Razzies are
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stupid because there's a lot of years
there're actually good movies on your list,
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So the Razzies are stupid. Those
are people that have nothing better to do.
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So I don't care rejects the Razzies. I reject the Razzies. I'm
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sorry, Jeff, what have you
got for eighty one, one of the
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greatest heroes in American literature gets his
chance to hit the big screen. In
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00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:51.800
a way we are not ready for
you have a beautiful woman playing the leading
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lady. So how do you explain
Tarzan the Apeman to me? Because it
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is so bad. Edgar Rice Burrough
was rolling in his grave when this one
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came out. Daton, you may
hate the Razzies, but they sure loved
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00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.440
this film because it got nominated for
six of them and Bo Derek herself did
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take home the gold or the Golden
Raspberry, whatever they call it. Just
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00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:17.920
trying to sit through this movie it
is. It's terrible film. Tarzan and
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the Eighth Man, Jason, I
can see my remaining time to you,
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00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.760
thank you. I have that one
as well, that was on my list.
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00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:32.760
A nudity has not been that boring
since Showgirls. So my cinematics sin
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for nineteen eighty one. I am
going to go with Galaxy of Terror.
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00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:42.679
We have. That's a Roger Corman
movie. It's where James Cameron was actually
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00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:47.039
discovered was given the Piranha Tuo job
because he was able to get worms to
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00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:53.360
wiggle by electrocuting them. But this
movie stars Robert England of nightmari elm Street,
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and Aaron Moran who played Cupcake on
Happy Days. But The worst sin
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00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:05.760
in Alexey of Terror is you have
a full on rape scene where a woman
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gets raped by a worm, a
giant worm creature. It's unwatchable. I
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00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:14.679
try to watch it one time just
so I can see where James Cameron gott
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his beginning, because I'm a huge
James Cameron fan. It was the worst
538
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:22.360
piece of crap I've ever seen in
my life. So Galaxy of Terror nineteen
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eighty one, nobody's ever seen that. I could tell. I've seen it,
540
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.480
and it is everything that you just
mentioned. Act I'm going off what
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00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:35.760
the mentioned video podcast said about it, because yeah, everything they said.
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00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:39.440
I'm just like, I'm never watching
this. I'm just never. So let's
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see. Now we got nineteen eighty
four, So Dayton, why don't you
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give us the cinema sin from nineteen
eighty four? All right, Well,
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00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.079
I had quite a few, but
I'm just gonna go with the one that's
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probably the most offensive of all the
ones I chose. Blame it on Rio
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00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:57.480
Michael Caine's having an affair with an
underlage girl. I'm just saying that's it.
548
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.800
That's inappropriate, disgusting, and it's
wrong. It's not even funny.
549
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:05.559
So blay Mon Rio is a terrible
It has a meta score of twenty two.
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00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:09.519
Okay, twenty two. There you
go. That's mine. Can I
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00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:13.599
can I add to that dating because
that was my head. That was my
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00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:16.559
surprise pick that I was ready to
drop because the whole movie is sad because
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you have this Michael Caine who's middle
age and he's having this affair with his
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best friend's daughter. The whole thing
is inappropriate. Here's the thing. Michelle
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00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:30.079
Johnson was seventeen years old when she
filmed this movie. She had to get
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special permission from her parents and a
judge to be in this movie. If
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she was twenty two, it would
be creepy. She's seventeen. Yep,
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sorry, thank you for helping,
Thank you, thank you. I have
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00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.400
no defense. That's let's say.
If you try to defend that, I'm
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00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:50.440
just like, dude, you're done, Jeff, what have you got?
561
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:57.239
Less controversial, But let's talk about
the superstar that Bill Murray was in nineteen
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eighty four. This is the guy. He's a ghost. Bluster stripes Caddyshack.
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Right along comes a movie in nineteen
eighty four that is so terrible.
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It is such it is such a
dumpster Fire that he questions whether or not
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he should even be acting after it, and doesn't act again until like nineteen
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eighty eight when he does Scrooged.
I'm talking about a film called The Razor's
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Edge. Try to get through it, is what I would ask, didn't
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he write that He wrote part of
it and it was like a passion project
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for him, and at Dan Ackroyd's
suggestion, he held out of Ghostbusters.
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00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:38.199
He used the idea of getting razors
Edge made as leverage, like, if
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you want me in Ghostbusters, you
gotta let me do razors Edge first.
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00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:45.760
Do you like that one? Dave? I like it because the scene that
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he's like eulogizing a friend of his
in the movie who had died. Bill
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Murray wrote that scene and in his
mind he was speaking to John Belushi.
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00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:57.039
I think it's kind of neat.
Also, it was a non comedic role,
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00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.159
and we know Bill Murray proved eventually
to be a fantastic dramatic actor,
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00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:05.000
and this is kind of like the
first step in that direction. So you
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00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:10.360
think that's all I got. Okay, it's my turn, it's your turn.
579
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:15.760
Okay, I'm backing up against the
ropes. Here I come to pounce
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on Dave with Supergirl. Supergirl.
Supergirl is the worst piece of crap DC
581
00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:32.280
movie. It's worse than Superman four
Quest for Peace. It's not even a
582
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:37.760
question. You have a witch.
You have Clark Kent's cousin who can magically
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00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:43.840
change her hair color. She just
changes clothes through voodoo or something. There's
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00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:49.320
terrible acting. It did so poorly
it caused the Superman franchise to fall into
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the Cannon Group's hands. It's not
even close. This movie is a giant
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wart on the nose of nineteen eighty
four Supergirl. Dave is owning his defeat
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on that one. There's there's no
defending this movie. I do know that
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it's partly nineteen eighty one's fault because
whoa once again, because I object because
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of Fay done Away. I know
the raspberry for her. You know,
590
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:22.760
it has helped her get the worst
actress of the decade, I believe.
591
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.920
So I think this movie is largely
the legacy of nineteen eighty one. How's
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00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:35.159
that objection deflecting? Right? Jeff
and I both left Rystone off off the
593
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board too, So actually that was
on my list too. I was I
594
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.719
was kind of surprised Jeff Dingo with
Ballero, since he was kind of kind
595
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:46.880
of he might go like a do
it bo Derek. You know, I
596
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:50.800
just I don't understand why you guys
can't get on board with the Omega hedron.
597
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:53.639
I mean, it's just one of
the most amazing cases of movie prop
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00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:58.679
history. And I'm so sad they
never did make that sequel where she could
599
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change her hair color, and then
the sequel she could change the color of
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00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:07.079
the Great Wall of China just by
looking at it. We are to eighty
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six, Dayton, what have you
got for eighty six? I'm gonna stay
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on the offensive idea and I'm going
with soul Man. Okay, see Thomas
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Holland blackface. That's all I need
to say. Okay, thirty three meta
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score, racist as hell. There
you go, soul Man. We had
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somebody come working on our air conditioning
at our house and the guy came downstairs
606
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.679
and he could see all my podcasting
stuff I have down here. And he's
607
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:32.760
the same guy that's been coming and
working on our house for years, and
608
00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:36.960
this is the first time I was
ever home when he was here working on
609
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.039
stuff, and so he was asking
me about the podcast everything else, and
610
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:42.440
he's like, you know what,
you know, what's one of the worst
611
00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:49.320
movies I've ever seen? Soul Man. Yeah, yeah, understood, now
612
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.159
get mail. You know, not
to defend that at all. But isn't
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this where c Thomas Howell met ray
Dawn Champ It is? Yeah they got
614
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married, right, Yeah, yeah, they were married. I mean she
615
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:05.199
didn't seem to have to the bike
more problem so, but does not play
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well at all these days? For
sure. This was I believe the apex
617
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of Ronald Reagan Junior's acting career.
I remember that he was thank you,
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Dave. That helps, it helps, It probably helps Day's charge. I
619
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am not going to defend that film. It was probably not a good choice
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for Tommy how back then. Obviously
did not age well, and it's one
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that I know he and we all
should just forget. So, Dave,
622
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.639
what have you got? So?
Look? Eighty six is packed with some
623
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really bad movies, so bad that
the Razzie for Worst Picture of the Year
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had to be shared between two movies. And there's only two more chances to
625
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:52.599
mention movies right now, between Jason
and myself, So I feel like I
626
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:55.519
should mention one of those incredibly light
they could not decide which one was worse.
627
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They just gave the Razzie to both
of them. But I am gonna
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go a different way because I discovered
the existence of a movie preparing for this
629
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podcast, and I've never heard of
before, and it sounds so awful that
630
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I have to mention it here.
But it's the kind of awful that I
631
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think is probably going to interest all
of you in trying to track it down
632
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and watch it. It's called No
Retreat, No Surrender? Has anybody hurt?
633
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I've seen it. I see this
is a boot tell this is I
634
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:25.760
haven't seen it, but it says
that this guy he wants to like avenge
635
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the death of his father, so
he learns Marcel arts karate kung fu from
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the ghost of Bruce Lee. The
premise, who else do you want to
637
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:39.480
learn FROMA? Oh, are you
actually going to defend this? Jeff?
638
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:45.199
How long? Janka Van dam is
the bad? Yeah? Van Damn is
639
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a villain and that doesn't help it
either, So don't even go there.
640
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.599
So I'm gonna trust Jason to somehow
mention the other two if he's going there,
641
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but I'm leaving it on a platter
for him. What do you know
642
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:06.280
he gets one. You have left
me with a plethora of bad movies where
643
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I can only choose one. Here
I'm looking at a list that includes Nomads,
644
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:16.039
which Jeff and I have. Wait
a minute, this is a cheap
645
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tactic. You're just talking out loud
while I make decision. He objection,
646
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I will, I will only consider
the last one. He says, Nomads.
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00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:32.119
We've Jeff and I have been on
record talking about how horrible that movie
648
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is. True. We have also
been on record talking about how bad Under
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the Cherry Moon starring Prince is.
But I have to go with the star
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of star bad movies by a man
that we all respect and adore, mister
651
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:54.079
George Lucas. He came out with
a movie so horrible I can barely form
652
00:46:54.159 --> 00:47:00.639
the words to say. The title
of this movie, Howard the duck,
653
00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:10.280
pull that chain around your neck and
try to swim jet. Well, my
654
00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:17.039
response to that cheap shot, answer
that cheap shot statement, if you will,
655
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:22.400
Well, here's a deal. There's
no Mad's bad. Yeah, but
656
00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:25.960
without it, I quote Jason Colvin
when I say without it, there is
657
00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.360
no predator, there is no die
Hard. Think about that for a second,
658
00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:36.039
and while you're thinking about that think
about this is under the cherry moon
659
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:38.039
bad? Well, of course it
is, but it's still about a global
660
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superstar prince. I mean, the
guy could do no wrong even if he
661
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was doing it under a cherry moon. And as far as as far as
662
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Howard the Duck goes, it is
it bad? Yeah, but it's it's
663
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so bad it's fun. And I
think when you go to the store,
664
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you'll find a four K steel book
on the shelves for Howard the Duck to
665
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celebrate its anniverse street. You won't
find rhyan Stone, and you won't find
666
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:07.360
tars in here we go, but
hey, you will find Howard the Duck.
667
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And you know what, I'm not
ashamed to admit it's it's on the
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shelf back there. So do you
have shang Hi surprise back there with your
669
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Howard Duck? How about troll that
one? Okay? So not counting like
670
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the old Captain America cereals. Isn't
it the first Marvel like feature film release?
671
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It is? It is, you
know, thank you Deef Dave.
672
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It is a it is a Marvel
superhero. It's a film about a Marvel
673
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superhero, so it's got that going
for it. It's also the same movie
674
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that we saw a duck get aroused
by Leah Thompson. I don't care who
675
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you are. I don't care who
you are, what you are, Leah
676
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Thompson will arouse you. My friend. Among our podcast hosts, we did
677
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that one. It was one of
our first years we were doing the podcast.
678
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We did that one, and it's
one of the only times one of
679
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:55.519
the guys got up and actually walked
out as we were recording. And I
680
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don't know if you if you guys
have seen the old Three Stooges episode where
681
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they I think it hypnotized. I
think it is. And anytime somebody says
682
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:07.400
Niagara falls, they kind of turn
murderous. Anytime I just say the phrase
683
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:12.599
duck boobs to quote Forrest Scump.
That's all we have to say about that
684
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eighty nine. Let's let's rip into
eighty nine here, Dayton, you get
685
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:22.519
it started. So this particular movie
has no meta score on IMDb, but
686
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it's score from the People is a
one point eight. I am referring to
687
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Going Overboard from Adam Sandler. You
this thing is unwatchable. I'd rather have
688
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:39.360
a case of diarrhea than sit through
this movie. Again. It's terrible.
689
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:44.840
I have never seen that movie.
Ye don't. Yeah, I will not
690
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:49.000
defend. I would literally I'd rather
shave my head. Didn't watch that movie
691
00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:53.599
again? Okay, just say it, Okay, Dave. Okay, I
692
00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:58.480
was going to say no holds barred, but they already got mentioned. I
693
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was gonna say going overboard Dayton took
it. But I did find one incredibly
694
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horrible sounding movie that is probably in
the realm of craptastic, and they are
695
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I'll probably all gonna want to find
it and watch it. I've never seen
696
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:20.320
it, but this sounds so terrible
that I almost feel bad for completely burying
697
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Jason with this. Okay, So
the name of this movie is over Sexed
698
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Rugsuckers from Mars. I saw that
listed too. Okay. This is a
699
00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:37.920
sci fi movie where it talks about
aliens return to Earth after having started the
700
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human race millennia ago, and the
first human they see when they come back
701
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:47.559
is this like really gross, dirty, homeless guy, and they conclude from
702
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:53.000
that that all of humanity is very, very dirty, and they obviously come
703
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:57.559
to the logical conclusion that the best
thing they can do make this planet better
704
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is to cross breed humans with vacuum
cleaners. You know what, I never
705
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:09.079
realized that this movie is a prequel
to Prometheus. Wow. And the way
706
00:51:09.119 --> 00:51:20.119
they start this cross breeding is this
homeless guy accidentally drinks some alien p and
707
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:23.960
this causes him to fall in love
with the first vacuum cleaner that he sees,
708
00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:30.360
and it creates this hybrid race of
rugsuckers. It's over sex rug suckers
709
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:37.920
from Mars from nineteen eighty nine.
What is what? What? What is
710
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:45.320
what? See my earlier See my
earlier comment about people being coked out of
711
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:49.360
their minds in the eighties. Alright, bring it, Jeff finishes off.
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00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.159
Well, look, I am not
gonna let you off the hug Jason with
713
00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:59.400
some obscure or a little known film
like the last two. I'm gonna channel
714
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d Graves, your co host here. I'm going to offer up a movie
715
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:07.880
that should have been a hit and
was so bad. Was such a turd,
716
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:13.400
it's a crime against film. Okay, So let's let's talk about a
717
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.360
couple great things that you can throw
into a movie. How about a hit
718
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:20.960
song from Michael Damien rock On,
we were all singing it. How about
719
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:24.639
a beautiful girl like Meredith Salinger and
at the height of their popularity, the
720
00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:30.000
Corey's Corey Hame Corey Feldman, their
their movies were fun. When they got
721
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.119
together, they had a great time. So I don't know what the hell
722
00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:37.639
happened when they did Dream a Little
Dream. Wow, what a what a
723
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:42.039
dumb movie. And again, this
is one of those the tropes where it's
724
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.000
the body swap, so a little
freaky Friday action, and they can't even
725
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:49.079
do that, right. This movie
is terrible. It's it's a crime.
726
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.639
It should not be this bad.
It's it's like ninety minutes of Corey Feldman
727
00:52:53.119 --> 00:53:00.239
in his most coked up Michael Jackson
impersonator phase, and he just craps all
728
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:05.400
over this movie the whole time doing
it. It's awful. It's absolutely awful.
729
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:08.599
This was when I started worrying about
Corey Feldman. Like he had a
730
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:12.440
good run in the eighties, Right, he was in the Burbs, Right,
731
00:53:12.440 --> 00:53:15.159
he was like he was in the
Burbs night and then all of a
732
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:20.760
sudden, it's like, oh,
and he never really stopped this phase.
733
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I'm starting right here. Oh yeah, it's a bad movie. So from
734
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the lowest of the load, now
we're gonna go to the highest of the
735
00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:30.159
high. This is this is one
of your last chances to make the case
736
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for your year. This is the
pinnacle. This is the top five movies.
737
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:45.199
Top five movies nineteen eighty one.
Okay, so I couldn't figure out
738
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how to break this down, so
I just went ahead and looked at June
739
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:52.000
into July, and you had the
Great Muppet Caper, Dragon Slayer, For
740
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:55.039
Your Eyes Only, Raiders are Lost
Dark, and Stripes all came out within
741
00:53:55.079 --> 00:53:59.679
a basically a few weeks of each
other. And to me, and I
742
00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:02.440
saw all of those in the theater, except for Stripes, of course,
743
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:06.840
because I was too young. As
I note, I've seen Raiders Lost Dark
744
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:13.000
twenty times in the theater twenty times
because it's that freaking good. And if
745
00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:15.400
it wasn't for that, you wouldn't
get one in eighty four, and you
746
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:19.840
wouldn't get a sequel in eighty nine. So anyway, those and some people
747
00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:22.199
consider the Great Webcapor to be the
best of them movies. It's definitely a
748
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:25.920
favorite of mine. Dragon Slayer is
probably my favorite sword and sorcery film of
749
00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:29.920
all time, and For Your Eyes
Only is my favorite Bond movie. These
750
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:31.719
are These are all favorites, and
four of the five I saw in the
751
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:37.039
theater of that summer. So that's
why I chose those five. Top five
752
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:45.639
movies. Nineteen eighty four, Dave
nineteen eighty four, Okay, honorable mentions,
753
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:50.039
Red Dawn and this his final tap. I've never quit watching Red Dawn.
754
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:55.559
Awesome movie. Number five, Ghostbusters, number four, The Terminator number
755
00:54:55.599 --> 00:55:00.320
three, Indiana Jones in the Temple
of Doom. Two. Thing I like
756
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:02.719
about that real quick. I love
that the best majority of it is in
757
00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:07.119
real time and we see it tie
into the same cinematic universe as Gunga Din
758
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.079
So I think that's pretty cool.
Number two. This is a movie I
759
00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:13.360
hadn't seen it over thirty years.
I just saw it a couple of years
760
00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:15.559
ago. It brought back all the
memory, all of the distalgia I had
761
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:21.320
forgotten just how great this movie is. It goes almost to the top of
762
00:55:21.320 --> 00:55:25.119
my list. The Karate Kid.
I absolutely love this movie. It's amazing,
763
00:55:25.760 --> 00:55:30.280
but at the number one spot considering
who I was at thirteen years old
764
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:34.000
in nineteen eighty four and how it
just had me hook line is seeker on
765
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the edge of my seat. I
was along for the ride. I have
766
00:55:36.559 --> 00:55:39.920
to put a number one star Trek
three, the Search for Spock. Wow.
767
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:45.159
Really I love Star Trek three.
I like it more than four,
768
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:49.360
that's for sure. Really. No
Beverly Hills Cop, Nope, they haven't
769
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made my top five. Okay,
top five movies. Nineteen eighty six is
770
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:05.280
the court. I have prepared a
written statement I'd like to read, and
771
00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:10.400
if you happen to notice twenty film
titles from nineteen six in this statement,
772
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:15.599
I assure you it is merely coincidental. Oh yeah right. I'll begin,
773
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:22.000
Honorable John Reid, to quote Lieutenant
Pete Mitchell call signed Maverick. I can
774
00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:25.679
see it's dangerous for you. After
all, you've been given a fine mess
775
00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:31.000
during this one crazy summer to listen
to our testimony and choose the best year
776
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:34.760
for movies in the eighties. But
John, you're the elite, the best
777
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:37.360
of the best. You, sir, are a top gun. Therefore,
778
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:40.679
when you examine the years eighty one, eighty four and eighty nine, the
779
00:56:40.679 --> 00:56:44.960
only question is, if I may
quote Ellen J. Ripley, You're going
780
00:56:44.960 --> 00:56:46.639
out there to destroy them, right, not to study, not to bring
781
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:52.199
back, but to wipe them out. John. These ruthless people I'm debating
782
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:58.199
against can troll you day and night
for nine and a half weeks. But
783
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.599
it doesn't take a witch board to
point to yes when I ask if nineteen
784
00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:07.400
eighty six is the best year forgive
my gung ho attitude about this topic,
785
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:14.840
but these other guys should be running
scared through the labyrinth of average films their
786
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:20.800
collective years offer, because eighty six
is in fact the most rad and only
787
00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:25.920
someone with a short circuit would think
otherwise. It's true my cinematic sins can
788
00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:30.480
cause heartburn, but I don't believe
I'm out of bounds when I say it
789
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:37.159
takes true wisdom to appreciate that even
bad movies become cult classics over time.
790
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:42.400
It would be something wild if you
chose one of the years suggested by the
791
00:57:42.440 --> 00:57:49.559
other three amigos. Ultimately, as
the Highlander himself, Connor McCloud of the
792
00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:53.280
Clan McCloud, not Clan of the
Cave Bear tells us, there can be
793
00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:57.599
only one, John. I know
you'll make the right choice. I believe
794
00:57:57.639 --> 00:58:02.480
that you will stand by me my
top five, our top gun Aliens Platoon
795
00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:07.599
Ferris Bueler's day off, and stand
by me. Thank you. That was
796
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:15.639
excellent. I'm giving it top shelf
sir. Oh, my gosh, I
797
00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:17.400
just I just appreciate the fact that
most of the movies you mentioned are not
798
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:21.559
very good, so that helped a
lot. Thank you, Thank hey.
799
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As Dalton says in eighty nine Roadhouse
Opinions, very guys, don't don't.
800
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:30.559
I don't want you guys to argue
with each other. I want you guys
801
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:39.039
to be nice until it's time to
not be nice. Top five movies nineteen
802
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:49.079
eighty nine. My top five,
I wouldn't say are the best five movies,
803
00:58:49.320 --> 00:58:53.280
but these are the movies that best
represent the excellence of nineteen eighty nine.
804
00:58:53.440 --> 00:58:57.119
Am I splitting hairs? Maybe?
But here's my list. I'm going
805
00:58:57.159 --> 00:59:01.199
to start with the greatest romantic comedy
of the eighties at number five. I'm
806
00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:06.719
giving you When Harry Met Sally.
Number four. I'm going with the greatest
807
00:59:06.800 --> 00:59:13.199
Christmas movie of the nineteen eighties with
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Number three,
808
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:19.039
I'm giving you one of the great
sequels of the eighties. We get Part
809
00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:22.400
two, actually an improvement in my
opinion, from Part one. We get
810
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:27.239
Riggs and Myrta lead the weapon to
the summer of nineteen eighty nine, that's
811
00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:31.239
my number three. Number two overall, I give you Indiana Jones and The
812
00:59:31.320 --> 00:59:36.360
Last Crusade. I am not a
person who says it's better than Raiders of
813
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:38.400
the Lost Dark. I think that
is the best movie of the nineteen eighties,
814
00:59:38.599 --> 00:59:42.880
but I know opinions, Verry,
and I know people hold this movie
815
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:46.400
in very high regard, maybe the
best of the three Indiana Jones movies.
816
00:59:46.639 --> 00:59:52.320
And then finally, I give you
the one movie the stamp of nineteen eighty
817
00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:57.679
nine, Batman. We still quote
Jack Nicholson's Joker. You guys probably have
818
00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.320
shirts with the bat signal on the
in front of it. You've probably had
819
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:05.840
toys. We had the soundtrack.
It owned the summer of nineteen eighty nine,
820
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:09.039
So I'm stamping this whole thing off
with Batman. I had to collect
821
01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:14.480
our cards from the movie. I
had the entire SETAs I have the soundtrack
822
01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:19.519
Sitting Climbing. So those are the
top five movies from each of our years
823
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:22.599
before I make a decision, And
good lord, you guys have made it
824
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:25.519
really really difficult to make a decision. Here we are going to do in
825
01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:30.320
this next piece, very very quickly. I want each of you to vote
826
01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:34.199
for if your year didn't exist,
and you had to vote for one of
827
01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.960
the other years. Who gets your
votes? So basically, in your mind,
828
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:42.639
which of these years comes number two? So I was trying to figure
829
01:00:42.679 --> 01:00:45.559
out how many movies I own for
each of the other years, and it's
830
01:00:45.679 --> 01:00:52.360
it's really close, So that that
didn't really help my thought process, you
831
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.280
know what I think? In general, I'm thinking I'm gonna go with eighty
832
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:59.159
nine because he's right, it's when
Harry met Sale is probably the greatest romantic
833
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:01.239
comedy of the eighties. I saw
it in the theater, loved it from
834
01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:05.239
the first time, and yeah,
and I agree, the Cup of Two
835
01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:07.400
is better than the original, and
yeah, I'm a big fan of Indiana
836
01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:12.360
Jones and Last Crusade is fantastic.
So I think any nine wins out just
837
01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:15.639
a little bit. David, what
do you got? This was tough because
838
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:20.119
it came down to a couple of
different years. Eighty nine, of course,
839
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:22.880
being the most recent year from the
eighties. It's easy for me to
840
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:27.760
remember that one. It was also
the summer that I graduated high school in
841
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:30.800
June of eighty nine, right there
with Batman, Star Trek five, Indiana
842
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:35.800
Jones all coming out that month.
I remember that summer very very well.
843
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:37.599
I was out of school, I
was hanging with friends on top of the
844
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:42.840
world. I can't believe Jason never
even mentioned UHF in this entire episode.
845
01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:46.960
There's a big sentimental gravity pool to
nineteen eighty nine for all of those reasons.
846
01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:52.719
But there's another year that had what
I considered not only to be the
847
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:58.000
best movie of the decade, it's
my best movie of all time. And
848
01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:02.000
I don't say that lightly because it's
always neconnect with nineteen thirty eight Adventures of
849
01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:07.000
Robin Hood, which is also just
right there. It's Raiders of the Lost
850
01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:09.400
Arc. And on the strength of
that movie, and on the strength of
851
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:13.559
the rest of June of eighty one, and on the strength of ex caliber
852
01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:17.719
John Boorman, my favorite fantasy film, my favorite King Arthur adaptation, I
853
01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:22.880
have to go with nineteen eighty one, and that is in spite of the
854
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:27.239
fact and in Superman two he rips
off like the cellophane layer of his essymbol
855
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:30.079
and throws it across the Forge of
the Solitude to ensnare the bad guys.
856
01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:35.119
I'm going with eighty one. Jeff, Well, for me, it was
857
01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:38.480
always about two years, specifically and
in my heart of hearts, I had
858
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:42.239
to, I had to think about
it, and I came down to the
859
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:46.119
year that almost was our limited mini
series, and that's nineteen eighty four for
860
01:02:46.159 --> 01:02:52.239
all the reasons I started my lifelong
crush for Phoebe Kates when I saw Gremlins.
861
01:02:52.440 --> 01:02:55.840
It is absolutely got, in my
opinion, the greatest war movie ever
862
01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:00.079
made, Red Dawn. And you
know, what can you say, you
863
01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:02.960
know, if you're looking for a
hero the karate Kid, we're talking about
864
01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:09.480
the amazing redemption story of a young
John Lawrence who has everything set up for
865
01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:15.800
a senior year. This punk LaRusso
comes to town and just causes chaos,
866
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:19.800
causes havoc and even in the end, just like in Rocky, he maybe
867
01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:22.920
he loses his title, he doesn't
win, but he lets he lets the
868
01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:24.960
audience know that's he's gonna be okay. You know. He hands the trophy
869
01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:29.960
over to the cheater and says,
you're so. You know, eighty four
870
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.119
had it had its heroes, it
had its it had its adorable girls that
871
01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:35.880
you could you could crush on,
and it had its awesome war movies.
872
01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:37.559
You know, So for me,
it's it's nineteen eighty four. Jason,
873
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:42.800
who does number two work for?
Okay, this is really interesting. Okay,
874
01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:45.320
So Dayton, you chose eighty nine, Dave you chose eighty one,
875
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:52.039
Jeff you chose eighty four. I'm
going with eighty six, Okay, And
876
01:03:52.119 --> 01:03:57.239
so here's the deal. So June
of nineteen eighty one, I feel like
877
01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:01.599
is the best month for movies,
and the entire eighties just absolute killer after
878
01:04:01.639 --> 01:04:05.480
absolute killer and formidable movies. To
me, nineteen eighty four, I would
879
01:04:05.519 --> 01:04:11.440
say there's more like sevens and eights
throughout the entire movie. But when I
880
01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:16.480
looked at my personal top five movies
from nineteen eighty six and the impact that
881
01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:20.440
they had on me as a person, so aliens the James Cameron movie and
882
01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:26.280
created a lifelong James Cameron van in
me t ten out of ten. Top
883
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:30.000
Gun made me want to be a
fighter pilot with every other red blooded American
884
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:32.360
boy in the entire country. Ten
out of ten. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
885
01:04:32.440 --> 01:04:35.599
is one of the funniest movies in
the nineteen I absolutely love it. Quoted
886
01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:41.840
all the time. Stand by Me
a Stephen King movie with dramatic impact like
887
01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:45.559
that, and then kind of off
the beaten path. But what I think
888
01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:47.920
is the greatest horror movie of the
entire decade. And you have The Fly,
889
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:53.639
the David Cronenberg movie, The Fly, where Jeff Globlum slowly becomes this
890
01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:57.039
horrific monster. I mean, I
saw that in the theater, scared the
891
01:04:57.079 --> 01:05:00.559
crap out of me, grossed me
out, but broke my heart to so
892
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:03.360
go in nineteen eighty six, I
can't argue with that. Top five.
893
01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:06.840
Well, it looks like it's time
to close now, so thank you all
894
01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:12.639
for coming to this episode. And
I just I want to state for the
895
01:05:12.679 --> 01:05:16.880
record that I hate every single one
of you or for all choosing a different
896
01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:19.719
year, because I'm like, well, if three of them fall back on
897
01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:23.880
the one that I think I'm leaning
towards, well then that's fine. But
898
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:26.760
yeah, leaving me out to dry
here. So I guess it's it's my
899
01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:30.480
turn now to kind of make a
decision based on the evidence that you all
900
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:40.000
have presented. Final judgment, I'm
gonna go through each of the years just
901
01:05:40.000 --> 01:05:42.840
really really quickly. Eighty one.
All the stuff that you guys have said,
902
01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:45.280
Raiders is an amazing movie. I
tie so many of these things to
903
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:49.280
experience as I had watching some of
these movies with my dad. Raiders.
904
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:53.360
I remember watching that with my dad, and then I remember taking my son
905
01:05:53.679 --> 01:05:57.079
to go see it when they brought
it back out in the theaters just down
906
01:05:57.119 --> 01:06:00.760
the street, actually from the hospice
that my dad passed away. In the
907
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:02.199
movie theater was showing it one more
time, and there was even a guy
908
01:06:02.239 --> 01:06:06.199
that came with replicas from the movie, and we stayed there. My son
909
01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:09.880
is the most I think he'd ever
talked to another human being. He was
910
01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:13.519
asking questions about the props and everything
else. It was just it was awesome.
911
01:06:13.760 --> 01:06:15.960
Stupid fun movies like cannon Ball Run
American, Werewolf in London one of
912
01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:19.159
my favorite movies, and Clash of
the Titans was one of my favorite movies
913
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:23.199
as a kid. I had all
the toys, even stupid little TV movies
914
01:06:23.360 --> 01:06:27.599
like This House Possessed was one that
I somehow watched over and over again as
915
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:30.360
a kid, one that we did
on our show, and I was blown
916
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:33.559
away above this. I absolutely loved
it, and the premise seems so simple.
917
01:06:33.599 --> 01:06:36.159
I didn't think I would love it. Was my Dinner with Andre.
918
01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:41.360
I absolutely loved that movie when we
watched that, and I think the rest
919
01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:44.320
of my co hosts on our show. It just they were amazed too.
920
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:45.400
They're like, two guys having dinner, how good is it's going to be?
921
01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:48.280
And we watched it and we're like, this was actually an awesome movie.
922
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:51.719
I actually loved this movie. So
eighty one is just it's got so
923
01:06:51.840 --> 01:06:57.239
much stuff to love from eighty one
eighty four twenty ten. I remember watching
924
01:06:57.239 --> 01:06:59.639
that as a kid, and it
was one of the first movies where I
925
01:06:59.719 --> 01:07:02.800
remember the moment that you started to
see spoiler alert, the monoliths. You
926
01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:05.679
start to see some of those monoliths
show up in like the Great Spot of
927
01:07:05.800 --> 01:07:10.840
Jupiter, and I remember getting just
goosebumps as a kid. I'm like,
928
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:14.199
I loved astronomy at the time,
and this movie was messing with my astronomy
929
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:16.360
and it was just it was bone
chilling. So I remember that, and
930
01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:19.280
I mean, this is all the
stuff that my uncle used to take me
931
01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:23.360
to when I was inappropriately too young
to go to see some of these movies,
932
01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:25.960
you know, when I saw a
Nightmare on Elm Street and Terminator,
933
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:30.239
The Ghostbusters, Gremlin's Sixteen Candles,
Never Ending Story, Muppets Take Manhattan,
934
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:34.440
Spinal tap Amadeus. I've already said
Amadeus is one of my favorites too.
935
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:38.920
My dad when he did have his
stroke, you couldn't tell when he was
936
01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:42.280
joking. He couldn't show emotion on
his face anymore after he had had a
937
01:07:42.320 --> 01:07:45.920
stroke. And at one point they
were wheeling him down through the hallway in
938
01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:49.039
the wheelchair and he starts turning to
the other people that are sitting off to
939
01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:54.199
the side working puzzles and doing other
things, and he just goes mediocrates,
940
01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:59.000
mediocrits everywhere. I am your patron
saint, and I got okay, So
941
01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:04.639
you have not lost your sense of
humor. Eighty six, Little Shop of
942
01:08:04.679 --> 01:08:11.159
Horrors, Three Amigos, Hoosiers,
Crocodile, Dundee, The Fly Transformers,
943
01:08:11.159 --> 01:08:13.400
the movie maybe one of the first
times I cried in a movie as a
944
01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:16.199
kid. Stand by Me Aliens,
Labyrinth. I can't even tell you,
945
01:08:16.439 --> 01:08:20.199
between my siblings and myself, the
number of times we quote Labyrinth on a
946
01:08:20.279 --> 01:08:25.439
daily basis. Big Trouble in Little
China. I'm so shocked nobody wanted to
947
01:08:25.479 --> 01:08:28.800
go the creep factor and choose Poltergeist
too, and tell us about how God
948
01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:32.720
is in his Holy Temple, Highlander, American Tale, Platoon and then eighty
949
01:08:32.760 --> 01:08:36.199
nine, I mean Christmas Vacation.
A lot of the movies in here are
950
01:08:36.239 --> 01:08:40.640
just the ones that are on regular
rotation. Just Back to the Future two
951
01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:43.079
was probably one of the first movies
I took my son to go see in
952
01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:46.680
the theater. Little Mermaid, Parenthood, when Harry met Sally Honey, I
953
01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:50.319
shrunk the Kids was always a big
one. Dead Poet Society was the movie
954
01:08:50.359 --> 01:08:56.039
that probably most inspired me to become
a teacher. Last Crusade, Roadhouse the
955
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:59.840
Burbs, my son playing baseball.
I mean, there's not a game,
956
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:01.039
or at least in my own head. If I don't say it out loud,
957
01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:05.319
at some point, I'm gonna say
the phrase jazzed a bid outside And
958
01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:09.680
then I don't think anybody mentioned for
eighty nine Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure.
959
01:09:10.600 --> 01:09:15.239
Well, I've taken all of your
information and I've heard all of your arguments
960
01:09:15.279 --> 01:09:17.520
over the course of this episode,
and I am going to say that I'm
961
01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:20.079
not going to cop out, but
I am going to say, God,
962
01:09:20.119 --> 01:09:24.359
all these years are just amazing.
There's a reason why these are the four
963
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:29.680
that we ended up having for this
episode, because you really honestly can't go
964
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:32.720
wrong. I'm gonna have to go
with. And I think some of the
965
01:09:33.239 --> 01:09:38.960
pop culture argument for this year,
and I think just I think it's one
966
01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:42.199
of the things that the person who
had this year, it was one of
967
01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:45.720
your reasons for why this year was
so pivotal, And I think that's going
968
01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:47.600
to be the same that I'm going
to have to go with in my decision.
969
01:09:48.039 --> 01:09:51.359
And it's probably the year where I
own most of the movies that are
970
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:55.600
on this list. It's the year
that probably inspired most of my love of
971
01:09:55.640 --> 01:10:00.319
movies, my love of literature,
the types of genres I enjoy, all
972
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:02.800
that other stuff. I am going
to have to go with the one that
973
01:10:03.039 --> 01:10:08.399
started a whole bunch of these franchises. I'm gonna have to go with nineteen
974
01:10:08.439 --> 01:10:12.000
eighty four. I gotta go with
eighty four. Like I said before,
975
01:10:12.079 --> 01:10:15.920
that was one of the reasons we
started our show was we were sitting around
976
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:18.960
arguing this point and we said,
God, that's just look at everything that
977
01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:23.520
got started that year. Yes,
I love and I'm a person that loves
978
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:27.039
sequels too, even bad sequels.
I love having the sequels. I love
979
01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:30.880
having all that all that fan service
of bringing back those sequels and just getting
980
01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:33.600
more of what I enjoy, but
eighty four just and that get kicked off
981
01:10:33.960 --> 01:10:38.319
so many things that became so huge. I love all of you, I
982
01:10:38.359 --> 01:10:41.960
love all the years. I think
I gotta go with eighty four. It's
983
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:46.840
totally reasonable, makes perfect sense.
I kind of thought you'd say that there
984
01:10:46.960 --> 01:10:53.680
be none Live with Dave now.
And thankfully this is not just my decision,
985
01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:58.319
because the listeners are going to weigh
on this too. So so we've
986
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:00.039
heard all the evidence. I've said
what I think it is. I've I've
987
01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:03.560
said nineteen eighty four. But we
want the listeners to weigh on in this
988
01:11:03.640 --> 01:11:06.000
as well. Jason, how do
you want how do you want listeners to
989
01:11:06.399 --> 01:11:10.199
let you know what their phote is. We're gonna put it out on Facebook,
990
01:11:10.199 --> 01:11:12.880
We're gonna put it out on Twitter. We'll share it for everybody to
991
01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:17.079
weigh in on what they think is
the best year of the nineteen eighties,
992
01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:25.600
and if you say nineteen eighty seven, year out John, thank you very
993
01:11:25.640 --> 01:11:28.680
much for moderating, guys, thank
you so much for being here. I
994
01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:31.920
had a great time and that was
a great discussion. Enjoyed it fantastic,
995
01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:38.239
Thank you very much. Absolutely absolutely
love these of these big multi show collaborations
996
01:11:38.239 --> 01:11:41.279
we do sometimes and looking forward to
the next one already this was this was
997
01:11:41.319 --> 01:11:42.479
a blast. Thanks so much,
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Jason Colvin is the Co-Host of the wildly popular Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast. As one of the "Top. Men." regarding knowledge on pop culture, movies, and music of the 1980s, he is always a welcome guest. He has been a featured guest on multiple episodes of our limited "1986" series! Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, and Hot Dog: The Movie are listed among his favorite films!
Host of the Docking Bay 77 Podcast
Dayton Johnson (no relation) is the host of the Docking Bay 77 Podcast; a hot show focused on movies, music, books, and more. Dayton has been featured on several of our limited series, including "1986," "A Film at 45," and "Back to the Box Office," and has the esteemed (or is it dubious?) honor of being A Film By... Podcast's first guest co-host! Dayton is an avid believer that physical media is better than streaming, and often times reminds those disagreeing with his views on movies and music that "It's okay. You can be wrong all day!"
Author
David Wright, known as "Def Dave" on social media, is the celebrated author of the fantasy series Galahad's Doom. As a veteran video producer in the fields of broadcasting, documentaries, and military contract work, his projects have taken him all over the world. From conducting interviews inside the Vatican, to the Nuba region of Sudan, Wright's work is both unflinching and entertaining.
His allegiance to Atlanta United never threatens to bias his opinion on his popular YouTube channel, American Soccer Quick Kicks, where he offers analysis of the game for the casual fan. On the topics of film and pop culture, he professes a love for all things 1984.