Madame Web Review

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You get more out of life when
you go out to a movie. And

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now on with the show. Hello
everybody, and welcome back to the box

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office. I'm Jeff Johnson for a
Film By podcast. Honestly, we did

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not have this review scheduled, but
after seeing so many critics bash it yesterday,

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I thought i'd offer you a different
spin on Madam Webb. This is

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an emergency. That man is trying
to kill you. If you want to

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live and you have to druss me
what is going on? I can see

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the future. Let's try that.
Those girls have no idea the power they

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can unlock. I will kill them
first. Good down, Madam Webb.

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Exclusively in cinemas, Madam Webb is
the latest entry in Sony's Spider Man universe,

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which ironically does not feature a Spider
Man. But hey, why should

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that stop him? Speaking of restraint, this next statement may stop several of

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you, but I will offer this
caution. If you were heading out to

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see it because you watched the trailer
and you thoroughly enjoyed seeing several spider women

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swing into action and kick some ass. This is not that movie. You

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might even say, it's not a
superhero movie. So what is it exactly

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well, actually, it's a thriller. Dakota Johnson stars as Cassandra Webb,

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a New York paramedic with clairvoyant powers
who biggrudgingly takes on the responsibility of protecting

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three teenage girls from a villain that
can only be described as a murderous Spider

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Man. He's after the trio of
high school girls because he knew in the

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very near future they'll ultimately be the
cause of his demise once they adopt the

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mantle of spider powered crime fighters.
Sidney Sweeney, Isabella Marcead and celest O'Connor

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do a fairly good job with the
roles are given, and Adam Scott in

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a supporting role does not disappoint.
But this is Dakota Johnson's movie. She

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is clearly having fun with the role. She's very believable, and I kind

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of dig the fact that she's not
exactly jazzed to take on the hero role

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and save the day. Now,
we will go into the web with her

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and go on this journey where she'll
learn a little bit about her origin,

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which does feel kind of cheesy,
but hey, it is Sony's Spider Man

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universe, so we will cut her
a little bit of slack. However,

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we will not cut any slack for
Tahir Raheem, who plays our villain Ezekiel.

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I seen him last year in Ridley
Scott's Napoleon, so I can tell

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you the guy can act. But
whether he's just miscast here or he doesn't

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know what movie he's supposed to be
playing in is debatable. And there's another

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thing going on that's kind of weird
in the movie where and maybe this is

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an adr thing, but a lot
of the time he's talking, his mouth

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just isn't matching what's coming out of
it. The plot of the movie is

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gonna feel a little bit familiar.
Remember, we've got a tough female character

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who's trying to stop a very powerful
villain from killing some younger characters. So

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it is going to give off a
little bit of Terminator two vibes for you,

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but it's still a fun ride.
Madam Webb is the feature film directorial

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debut of SJ. Clarkson. She
is a very accomplished television director whose credits

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include, among others, Bates Motel, Orange Is The New Black, Jessica

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Jones, Collateral, and Succession.
Madam Webb does suffer some clunky dialogue.

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However, the tension is maintained throughout. It's well paced, and Clarkson's use

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of color is commendable. The story
is set in the year two thousand and

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three, so it is fun to
kind of spot some Easter eggs throughout the

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picture and whether or not it was
intentional, this definitely does feel like an

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early two thousand superhero movie. I'm
not saying it's Spider Man X Men level

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quality, but maybe a little bit
better than Daredevil, maybe a little bit

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better than Electra, and I promise
you far better than Morbius. That is

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my spoiler free take on Madam web
And as for whether you should web sling

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your way to the theater to see
it, stream it, or skip it,

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I would probably advise you stay at
home, comfortable in your Spider Man

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pajamas and wait to stream it.
It's a fun movie, but you don't

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have to run right out and see
this one. I'm Jeff Johnson for a

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Film by podcast, reminding you that
we'll buy the tickets if you buy the popcorn